Monsier or Senor...

Monsier M-W cannot only substitute for Mr. Kunkle as an AP comp teacher, but he happens to be able to substitute teach for french, college literature,and tech ed. How impressive is that? I mean really! He is such an advanced individual and I am forced to bow to his superiority. How many substitute teachers can do this and also have time to discuss the nature of folk music with aspiring musicians? I have to say that Scott Marrese-Wheeler is my favorite substitute teacher in the high school...MAYBE even the district! It't not like he is presently teaching the class I am typing this in. Why would be want me to type all of this wonderful stuff about him? Monsier M-W happens to be above that kind of thing. It is in our best interest if we aspire to be more like the one and only Scott.